Two small-town merchants were visiting Johannesburg for the first time to attend a conference.
There was a large party thrown, with lots of food and drink. At the end of the party, they both staggered outside.
One guy crossed the street, while the other stumbled into a subway entrance.
When the 1st guy reached the other side of the street, he noticed the other emerging from the subway stairs.
“Where ya been?”
“I don’t know,” gushed the other guy, “but you should see the train set that guy has in his basement!”