Three rats are relaxing in a bar

After a few jugs they start talking about how tough they are. The first rat says that when he woke up there was a matchbox of ‘Rat-O-Kill’ outside his hole and he ate the whole lot and didn’t feel a thing.

The second rat said that there was an enormous rat trap with a huge piece of prime cheese for bait. He stepped up, caught the bar on his back, ate the cheese and slipped out without even a bruise.

At this, the third rat got up and headed for the door.

¨Where are you going? ¨ asked the other two rats.

¨Aw, I’m bored here. I’m going home to shag the cat¨


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