The urine sample

One time I got sick and landed in hospital. There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk
to me like I was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, “And how are we doing this morning?”

Or
“Are we ready for a bath?” or
“Are we hungry?”

I had had enough of this particular nurse. One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing. So you know where the juice went!

The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said, “My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.”

At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, “Well, I’ll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time!”

The nurse fainted… I just smiled.

DON’T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!

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