A seaman meets a pirate in a bar. The two men take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.
The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, hook, and an eye-patch. He asks, “So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?“
The pirate replies, “We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out a shark bit my leg off.“
“Wow!” said the seaman. “What about your hook“?
“Well,” replied the pirate, “while my men and I were plundering in the middle east, I was caught stealing from a merchant. I was arrested and my hand was cut off.“
“Incredible!” remarked the seaman. “How did you get the eye-patch?“
“A sea gull dropping fell into my eye,” replied the pirate.
“You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?” the sailor asked incredulously.
“Well,” said the pirate, “it was my first day with the hook…“