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I have back pain

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Ontario Police investigate a scene where a dead body was found inside a refrigerator, on Hope St., between Sunkist St and California St., Tuesday moring in Ontario, Ca., September 5, 2017. (Photo by John Valenzuela/Inland Valley Daily Bulletin/SCNG)

One morning at a doctor’s clinic a patient arrives
complaining of serious back pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him:
“Tell me what happened to your back…”
The patient replies: “Sir, I work for a local night club. This morning I go to my apartment early and
heard some noise in my bed room. On entering I
knew someone had been with my wife and the
balcony door was open. I rushed out of the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked
down from the balcony I saw a man running out
and he was dressing himself. I was very angry,.. I
grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. It was very heavy… That is how I strained my back….!!!”

Later that day, a second patient arrives as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor said: “My previous patient looked
bad,…. But you look terrible….. What the hell
happened to you….??”
He replied: “You know I have been unemployed for
a while now…., today was the first day at my new job….. I forgot to set my alarm and I was late,….. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, I was hit by a fridge! I don’t know how and
where from this fridge fall on me…!!!”

Before closing hours, the third patient comes
He looks like he was punished in hell
The doctor is shocked.
He asked: “What is the hell happened to you….??”
The patient replies:
“Well, It started like this: “I was in a fridge…”

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