You so lovely, you make me wanna go out and get a job
I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
Are you from Russia? ‘Cause you’re russian my heart rate!
Is your body from McDonald’s? Cause I’m loving it!
Charzards are red Squitals are blue if u were a Pokemon i would choose you!
Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you
Roses are red, I have a crush, whenever I’m around you, all I do is blush
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other!
You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.
I should call you Google, because you have everything I’m looking for.
You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine.
Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
I might be ugly but I’ll treat you right!
Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an Angel.
I heard you’re good in algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y
Your mom told me to say “Hi” to you
Is Your Dad A Preacher? Cause Girl You’re A Blessing
The letter ‘X’ scares me [Why?] Because I never want to be yours.
Your so cute its distracting
Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you
You dropped something! [What?] Your smile
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I’m willing to make an exception in your case
I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you. Your last name.
Of all your beautiful curves, your smile is my favourite.
I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.
If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. [Why?] Because I’d always miss you.
Do you have a band aid? Cause I scrapped my knees falling for you.
My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
You know how I got these guns? [Point to biceps] Lifting children out of poverty.
I used to be a Gambler, but then I realized that all I needed was the Queen of my Heart
Your smile lit up the room, so I just had to come over.
You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
You really shouldn’t wear makeup. You’re messing with perfection!
You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
There isn’t a word in the dictionary to describe how beautiful you are.
I’m afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
I want to be your tear drop, so I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who.
I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?
I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you tonight?
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness
If I’d follow you home, would you keep me?
I may not be the best looking guy here, but Im the only one talking to you.
Most people like to watch the Superbowl cuz it only happens once a year, but Id rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
(As she is leaving) Hey aren’t you forgetting something? (What?) Me!
(Ask a person for the time) 9:15? So today is May 1, 2008, at 9:15 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met the woman of my dreams.
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”