An elderly man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, Did you call for me?
An old man lived alone in Cape Town. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Clemence, who used to help him, was in Polsmoor Prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
I am feeling pretty bad because it
95 yr old man is given a jar to provide a sperm sample 4 analysis at hospital. He turns up 2 days later with empty jar. Nurse asks why no . sample? He says sorry but I tried with my right hand, then my left! Then my wife tried with both hands! Then with
A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted nights sleep.
NEW Wine for Seniors - I kid you not.....
Clare Valley vintners in South Australia, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected to reduce the number of
Russ and Sam, two friends, very old and frail, met in the park every day to feed the birds, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Russ didn't ....show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.
But after Russ hadn't shown up for a
Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.
When an old Engine driver walked by.
And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,
We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.
The old Engine driver said,
There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.
One of the old Grandmas