Importance of Walking

Walking 20 minutes can add to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at R 7000 per month. My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is. I […]

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My lovey

An elderly gent was invited to an old friends’ home for dinner one evening He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, […]

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Males in the act of leaving with her vehicle

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, “I have a gun, and I know how […]

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I want a hysterectomy

A woman tells her doctor ” I want a hysterectomy.” The doctor asks ” Why Mrs. Koslowski, you’re 77 years old?” She tells him ” I don’t want any grandchildren.”

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I Was On The Bus Reading A Book

I Was On The Bus Reading A Book, then Someone Taps Me On The Shoulder. I turned around and saw an old lady. She said to me, “Sonny, would you like some nuts? I’ve got a couple hazelnuts and almonds if you’d like.” “Sure.”, I replied. Then she gave me […]

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