A elderly retiree wobbled gingerly into an ice cream shoppe and carefully, slowly climbed up onto a counter stool. He wheezed for a minute, then ordered a chocolate sundae. “Crushed nuts?” asked the server. “No,” he answered. “Bad
Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give 5 to Priya, 3 to Sonia and 2 to Penny then what will you get? Answer: 3 new
A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'
He looked in the water and there,
Russ and Sam, two friends, very old and frail, met in the park every day to feed the birds, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.
One day Russ didn't ....show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something.
But after Russ hadn't shown up for a week or so,
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience. The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. I want you each to keep your
An old guy in his Volvo is driving home from work when his wife rings him on his carphone. Honey, she says in a worried voice, be careful. There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the freeway. It's worse than that, he replies, there