Category Elderly Jokes

Old lady losing money

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There’s a hole in one of
the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing th...

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Clever old people

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food.  She picked up four cans and took them to the check-out counter.
The girl at the cash register said, “I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you ...

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Wedding gift list

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind t...

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Cosmetic surgery

Two older women were having lunch together, And discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery.

The first woman said, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a boob-job.”

The second woman responded, “Oh, that’s nothing...

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No one believes seniors

No one believes seniors . . . everyone thinks they are senile.
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary...

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Old ladies waiting in a car lot

It was a small town and the patrol man was making his evening rounds..
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car o...

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Grandma’s natural remedies

Grandma’s natural remedies:
Yes, our grandmothers had their own natural remedies.  Here one grandma passes on her knowledge to her
grandchild from her own personal experiences:

“To improve my digestion I drink beer,  for loss of ...

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