Category Elderly Jokes

The problem with alzheimer’s

Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.

When an old Engine driver walked by.
And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,

“Claude”​!

We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.”

The o...

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Why seniors still use newspapers

I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

“This is the 21st century” he said. “We don’t waste money on newspapers.  Here… use my iPad.”

I can tell you this…....

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At the root of every grey hair

At the root of every grey hair, there is a dead brain cell.

Someone had to remind me, So I’m reminding you, too.
Don’t laugh….. It is all true!

Perks of reaching 50
Or being over 60
And heading towards
70 or beyond!

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Old vs New generation

Not sure why I am reading you this but I thought it would takes its place somewhere in you, its called A STUNNING SENIOR MOMENT
A very self-important yuppie attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a se...

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Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time.

“Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing .”,  I said.

Talking about my  “doing-something-useful”  seems to ...

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The nation’s leading carriers of age

SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION’S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!

HEARING AIDS

BAND AIDS

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS

GOVERNMENT AIDS

MOST OF ALL,

MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS!

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When to be put in an old age home

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?”
“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the perso...

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