Category Elderly Jokes

At the root of every grey hair

At the root of every grey hair, there is a dead brain cell.

Someone had to remind me, So I’m reminding you, too.
Don’t laugh….. It is all true!

Perks of reaching 50
Or being over 60
And heading towards
70 or beyond!

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Old vs New generation

Not sure why I am reading you this but I thought it would takes its place somewhere in you, its called A STUNNING SENIOR MOMENT
A very self-important yuppie attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a se...

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Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time.

“Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing .”,  I said.

Talking about my  “doing-something-useful”  seems to ...

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The nation’s leading carriers of age

SENIOR CITIZENS ARE THE NATION’S LEADING CARRIERS OF AIDS!

HEARING AIDS

BAND AIDS

ROLL AIDS

WALKING AIDS

MEDICAL AIDS

GOVERNMENT AIDS

MOST OF ALL,

MONETARY AIDS TO THEIR KIDS!

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When to be put in an old age home

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?”
“Well,” he said, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the perso...

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Old lady losing money

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There’s a hole in one of
the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing th...

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Clever old people

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food.  She picked up four cans and took them to the check-out counter.
The girl at the cash register said, “I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you ...

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