A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a basketball player.
They start to talk, and eventually go back to his place.
They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt.
On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
‘What’s that?’ the lady asks.
‘Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me.’
Then the man takes off his pants, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE.
‘What’s that?’ the lady questions again.
‘Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.
Then the man drops his underwear and on his penis he has a tattoo that says AIDS .
‘You didn’t tell me you had AIDS!’ screams the lady.
‘No, no! Calm down,’ the man replies.
‘This will say ADIDAS in a minute.’