A Capetonian drove into Jozi and stopped at a rough nightclub. When he came out his car was gone. He rushed back into the bar, pulled out a gun and fired a shot into the ceiling.
“Who stole my car?” he yelled. No one answered. “I’m gonna have another beer and if my wheels aren’t back outside by the time I
finished, I’m gonna be forced to do what I did back on the Cape Flats!!!!!”
The guy had another beer and his car mysteriously returned. The Bartender followed him out of the bar and said, “Say, what happened on
the Cape Flats ?” The guy smiled and said. “My broe, I had to walk home.