A 60-year-old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment, one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23-year-old beauty.
“Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age.’
His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.
‘Well,’ he replied, ‘I said I was 87!’