Angry wife
Angry wife: “I should have married the devil, he would make a better husband than you.” Hubby: “They would have…
Skoonma voëlverskrikker
‘n Boer van Senekal het ‘n voëlverskrikker gemaak wat soos sy skoonma lyk. Hy sê die voëls is nou so…
A man visiting his priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink…
Jy vang mos Saterdae vis
Vrou aan haar man: “Liefie jy vang mos Saterdae vis? Man: “Jip skat jy weet dan…” Vrou: “Ok jou vis…
The condom
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin’ me? You break me, then…
The blonde went to the gynecologist
The blonde went to the gynecologist. Undressed, opened her legs. The doctor says: – Above! The blonde picked up her…
