‘n Man en vrou oornag in a vyfster hotel

‘n Man en sy vrou oornag vir 4 x dae in ‘n vyfster hotel: Hotel assistent: “Dankie dat u by ons oorgebly het, u rekening is R 20 000.00?” Man: “Dit is belaglik, R5000.00 per nag!?” Hotel assistent: “Ja meneer, u moet onthou ons het Wimbledon standaard tennisbane” Man: “Ek […]

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Wat ‘n skande!

‘n Vrou kom skaam-skaam by die dokter aan. Dokter: “Waarmee kan ek help, Mevrou?” Vrou: ” ‘n By het my gesteek.” Dokter: “Waar het die by u gesteek?” Vrou: “Ek wil liewer nie sê nie.” Dokter: “Maar ek kan u nie behandel as ek nie weet waar die by u […]

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A 60-year-old millionaire is getting married

A 60-year-old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception. His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment, one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23-year-old beauty. “Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age.’ His friends are really amazed and […]

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The large bikini

A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim, and the bride donned a new bikini that she had recently purchased. As she swam and splashed around in the pool, she soon discovered that […]

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Woman’s speach

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but […]

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