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Alle bakkies word in een fabriek gebou

Alle bakkies word in een fabriek gebou

Het julle geweet alle bakkies word in een fabriek gebou? Almal wat van die produksielyn af kom staan buite in ‘n ry geparkeer. Die volgende oggend word hulle gestart: Die een wat nie wil start nie, kry ‘n Nissan Badge. Die een wat eertse begin warm word, kry ‘n Isuzu…
A man recently had his arm amputated

A man recently had his arm amputated

A man recently had his arm amputated and decided to kill himself by jumping off a building. When he was ready to jump, he saw a man with both arms amputated dancing around. He decided to find out why he was so happy. The man told him, “I’m not dancing.…
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette in a desert

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette in a desert

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with…
Short Christmas jokes

Short Christmas jokes

You know you’re getting old when Santa starts looking younger. Christmas is a baby shower that 
went totally 
overboard. One Christmas, my grandfather gave me a box 
of broken glass. He gave my brother a box of 
Band-Aids and said, “You two share.” I once bought my kid a set…
Blondes like you

Blondes like you

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was so mad that she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat…
Speeding ticket marked with AH

Speeding ticket marked with AH

An officer stops a driver for shooting through a red light. The driver is a real bastard, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation.…

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