A man visiting his priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink…
Jy vang mos Saterdae vis
Vrou aan haar man: “Liefie jy vang mos Saterdae vis? Man: “Jip skat jy weet dan…” Vrou: “Ok jou vis…
The condom
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin’ me? You break me, then…
The blonde went to the gynecologist
The blonde went to the gynecologist. Undressed, opened her legs. The doctor says: – Above! The blonde picked up her…
Die tannie sleep 2 swartsakke straat af
Die tannie sleep 2 swartsakke straat af. Die een skeur en ‘n vreeslike groot klomp R50 note val uit. ‘n…
Vier snydokters gesels
4 snydokters gesels om tafel. 1ste een sê hy opereer graag op boekhouers want hulle ingewande is almal genommer. 2de…
