The blonde and the crazy guy

A Guy urgently needed a few days off at work, But, he knew the Boss would not allow him to leave. he thought that maybe if he acted “Crazy” Then he would tell him to take a few days off. So, he hung upside-down on the ceiling & Made funny noises. His co-worker (who’s […]

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Decided to take a ride on the roller coaster

“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed. “Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up to the top of the highest loop, I noticed a little sign […]

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Three guys were fishing in a lake one day

Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, “I’ve suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War … Could […]

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Adults are hiding at least one dark secret

At school, Little Pete’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Pete decides to go home and try it out. Pete’s mother greets him at home, and he tells […]

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Different kinds of boobs

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they […]

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