A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. she asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she’s embarrassed and doesn’t want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.
A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a basketball player. They start to talk, and eventually go back to his place. They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On
An elderly gent was invited to an old friends’ home for dinner one evening He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
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