Quotes and Jokes

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• Marriage Jokes

Angry wife

50 years ago admin

Angry wife: "I should have married the devil, he would make a better husband than you." Hubby: "They would have...

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Skoonma voëlverskrikker

50 years ago admin

'n Boer van Senekal het 'n voëlverskrikker gemaak wat soos sy skoonma lyk. Hy sê die voëls is nou so...

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• General Jokes

A man visiting his priest

50 years ago admin

Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink...

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Jy vang mos Saterdae vis

50 years ago admin

Vrou aan haar man: "Liefie jy vang mos Saterdae vis? Man: "Jip skat jy weet dan..." Vrou: "Ok jou vis...

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• Naughty Jokes

The condom

50 years ago admin

Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then...

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• Blonde Jokes

The blonde went to the gynecologist

50 years ago admin

The blonde went to the gynecologist. Undressed, opened her legs. The doctor says: - Above! The blonde picked up her...