Life explained

On the first day, God created the dog and said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.”The dog said, “That’s a long time to be barking. […]

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Blonde have a snake in her backyard

A blonde  called the Department of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. “Can you tell me what kind it is?” she asked. “Can you describe it?” I asked. “Yes,” she said. “It’s long and thin.”

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Brakpan seun spog

Drie seuns sit en spog oor hul huislike omstandighede: 1ste Seun van Benoni: “Ons is 4 x kinders en elkeen het sy eie bed” 2de Seun van Boksburg: “Ag ons is 5 x kinders en elkeen het sy eie kamer” 3de Seun van Brakpan: “Daai’s niks ons is 6 x […]

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A senior gentleman accidentally overturned his golf cart

While golfing, a senior gentleman accidentally overturned his golf cart late one afternoon. A very attractive, young, female golfer, who lives in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you OK?” “I’m OK, thanks,” he replied, as he pulled himself out of the twisted […]

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Dad when can I drive your car

A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible […]

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