“Mommy, I saw you jumping on daddy’s belly yesterday night.” “Yes, we were trying to get rid of daddy’s big belly. I jump on him so all the air would come out.” “Aha, I know why it isn’t working then – the woman from next door comes every afternoon when […]
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Hey Sue, what do you say to a nice walk? – Oh Harry, that would be lovely! – Wonderful. Could you bring me some beer and cigarettes on your way back?
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Judge: “Why did you steal the car?” Man: “I had to get to work.” Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?” Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
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After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange. So she decides to do a DNA test. She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents. Wife: “Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.” Husband: “What’s up?” Wife: “According to […]
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Wanneer gaan die gemors in ons land ophou? Ons het vanoggend ‘n klagte ontvang uit Moot. Bure het gekla van ‘n agtjarige seuntjie wat heeloggend gil. Ons is met drie patrollie voertuie en ‘n maatskaplike werker na die adres. Daar aangekom was die deur gesluit. Ons kon daai kind se […]
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